Rodi\u010dovstv\u00ed. Zn\u00ed to kr\u00e1sn\u011b, \u017ee? R\u016f\u017ee, radost, ml\u00e9ko a med. No, realita je trochu jin\u00e1. M\u00e9n\u011b r\u016f\u017eov\u00e1. Sp\u00ed\u0161 takov\u00e1\u2026 \u0161ed\u00e1 od nevysp\u00e1n\u00ed, pokapan\u00e1 ml\u00e9kem a mo\u017en\u00e1 trochu ulepen\u00e1 od rozpatlan\u00e9 p\u0159esn\u00edd\u00e1vky.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ale je to z\u00e1rove\u0148 to nejkouzeln\u011bj\u0161\u00ed \u0161\u00edlenstv\u00ed, kter\u00e9 m\u016f\u017eete za\u017e\u00edt.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Zat\u00edmco bezd\u011btn\u00ed p\u0159\u00e1tel\u00e9 vst\u00e1vaj\u00ed do fitka, vy u\u017e m\u00e1te za sebou t\u0159i \u201eno\u010dn\u00ed sm\u011bny\u201c. Kojen\u00ed, p\u0159ebalov\u00e1n\u00ed, usp\u00e1v\u00e1n\u00ed\u2026 a te\u010f u\u017e to miminko na v\u00e1s kouk\u00e1 z post\u00fdlky s v\u00fdrazem \u201eTak co, dneska si kone\u010dn\u011b budeme hr\u00e1t v klidu celou noc?\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n Sna\u017e\u00edte se p\u0159ipravit si sn\u00eddani. Ne \u017ee byste si ji cht\u011bli v klidu sn\u00edst \u2013 jen byste r\u00e1di do n\u011b\u010deho kousli, zat\u00edmco dr\u017e\u00edte d\u00edt\u011b na jedn\u00e9 ruce a druhou lov\u00edte dudl\u00edk, kter\u00fd z\u00e1zra\u010dn\u011b zmizel (zase). K\u00e1va? Ano. Jen si na ni vzpomenete ve 13:00, kdy ji najdete \u2013 studenou \u2013 vedle mikrovlnky.<\/p>\n\n\n\n A tak bal\u00edte: plenky, ubrousky, deku, n\u00e1hradn\u00ed body, dudl\u00edk, lahvi\u010dku, kr\u00e9m na opruzeniny, chrast\u00edtko, hra\u010dku, dal\u0161\u00ed hra\u010dku, n\u011bco na sebe, n\u011bco na miminko, n\u011bco do de\u0161t\u011b, n\u011bco do slunce\u2026 a v moment\u011b, kdy u\u017e jste p\u0159ipraveni vyj\u00edt, miminko usne. A vy taky. Na gau\u010di. V bund\u011b.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Kdy\u017e kone\u010dn\u011b najdete zp\u016fsob, jak dostat ka\u0161i\u010dku do pusy a ne na strop, m\u00e1te chu\u0165 slavit. Ale pak p\u0159ijde krknut\u00ed a cel\u00fd outfit (v\u00e1\u0161 i d\u00edt\u011bte) se m\u011bn\u00ed. Op\u011bt.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201eTo je tak hodn\u00e9 miminko!\u201c \u0159\u00edk\u00e1 va\u0161e teta, zat\u00edmco se usm\u00edv\u00e1te a sna\u017e\u00edte se zakr\u00fdt kruhy pod o\u010dima korektorem a zoufalstv\u00edm. D\u00edt\u011b se samoz\u0159ejm\u011b chov\u00e1 jako and\u011bl \u2013 p\u0159esn\u011b do momentu, kdy n\u00e1v\u0161t\u011bva odejde. A pak\u2026 peklo. S pl\u00e1\u010dem. S kolikou. S pro\u010d jen j\u00e1?<\/p>\n\n\n\n A pak le\u017e\u00edte v tichu. Kou\u0159\u00edc\u00ed pra\u010dka, rozh\u00e1zen\u00e9 hra\u010dky, zbytky ml\u00e9ka na zemi\u2026 ale d\u00edt\u011b sp\u00ed. A najednou je v\u0161echno tak kr\u00e1sn\u00e9. A v\u00edte, \u017ee z\u00edtra to cel\u00e9 za\u010dne znovu. A i kdy\u017e je to bl\u00e1zinec\u2026 nechcete jin\u00fd sv\u011bt.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Nikdo v\u00e1s na to nem\u016f\u017ee p\u0159ipravit. Ani kurzy, ani knihy, ani zku\u0161enosti jin\u00fdch. Ale to nevad\u00ed. Proto\u017ee to nejd\u016fle\u017eit\u011bj\u0161\u00ed m\u00e1te \u2013 l\u00e1sku. A humor. A bez n\u011bj by to fakt ne\u0161lo.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Rodi\u010dovstv\u00ed. Zn\u00ed to kr\u00e1sn\u011b, \u017ee? R\u016f\u017ee, radost, ml\u00e9ko a med. No, realita je trochu jin\u00e1. M\u00e9n\u011b r\u016f\u017eov\u00e1. Sp\u00ed\u0161 takov\u00e1\u2026 \u0161ed\u00e1 od nevysp\u00e1n\u00ed, pokapan\u00e1 ml\u00e9kem a mo\u017en\u00e1 trochu ulepen\u00e1 od rozpatlan\u00e9…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":2744,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_lmt_disableupdate":"","_lmt_disable":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2743","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-dite"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/inmama.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2743","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/inmama.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/inmama.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inmama.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inmama.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2743"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/inmama.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2743\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inmama.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2744"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/inmama.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2743"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inmama.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2743"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inmama.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2743"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}7:00 \u2013 K\u00e1va. Studen\u00e1.<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n
10:00 \u2013 Proch\u00e1zka, \u0159\u00edk\u00e1te si. \u010cerstv\u00fd vzduch pom\u016f\u017ee.<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n
13:00 \u2013 Krmen\u00ed. Bojov\u00fd sport.<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n
16:00 \u2013 P\u0159ijde n\u00e1v\u0161t\u011bva<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n
20:00 \u2013 Kone\u010dn\u011b sp\u00ed. Vy taky. T\u00e9m\u011b\u0159.<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n
\n\n\n\nRodi\u010dovstv\u00ed: Nejv\u011bt\u0161\u00ed chaos, kter\u00fd milujete z cel\u00e9ho srdce<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n