{"id":2747,"date":"2025-09-21T19:49:53","date_gmt":"2025-09-21T17:49:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/inmama.cz\/?p=2747"},"modified":"2025-09-21T19:49:55","modified_gmt":"2025-09-21T17:49:55","slug":"zapisky-tatinka-prvni-tyden-s-miminkem-aneb-manual-nikdo-nedodal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/inmama.cz\/zapisky-tatinka-prvni-tyden-s-miminkem-aneb-manual-nikdo-nedodal\/","title":{"rendered":"Z\u00e1pisky tat\u00ednka: Prvn\u00ed t\u00fdden s miminkem aneb manu\u00e1l nikdo nedodal"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Den 1 \u2013 Porod: Co\u017ee, to u\u017e?<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n

V\u0161echno \u0161lo stra\u0161n\u011b rychle. V jednu chv\u00edli jsem dr\u017eel ta\u0161ku u dve\u0159\u00ed, v druh\u00e9 u\u017e jsem dr\u017eel za ruku k\u0159i\u010d\u00edc\u00ed (a state\u010dnou!) \u017eenu na porodn\u00edm s\u00e1le. A pak to p\u0159i\u0161lo. Zvuk, co jsem nikdy p\u0159edt\u00edm nesly\u0161el \u2013 prvn\u00ed k\u0159ik na\u0161eho d\u00edt\u011bte.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Srdce mi spadlo do \u017ealudku. A pak zase vysko\u010dilo a\u017e do krku. To je ono. Jsem t\u00e1ta.<\/em>
(V duchu jsem si p\u0159\u00edsahal, \u017ee se p\u0159estanu cp\u00e1t chipsy z gau\u010de. Vydr\u017eelo mi to 3 dny.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Den 2 \u2013 Jsem zamilovan\u00fd. A vyd\u011b\u0161en\u00fd.<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n

Miminko je tak mal\u00e9. K\u0159ehk\u00e9. Vypad\u00e1 jako zabalen\u00e1 houska s o\u010dima. Kdy\u017e sp\u00ed, kouk\u00e1m na n\u011bj. Kdy\u017e pl\u00e1\u010de, panika\u0159\u00edm. A p\u0159ebalov\u00e1n\u00ed? No\u2026 vym\u011bnil jsem olej u auta, p\u0159e\u017eil paintball a zvl\u00e1dl stavebnici IKEA, ale tohle je vy\u0161\u0161\u00ed liga.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Zvl\u00e1\u0161\u0165 kdy\u017e\u2026 jak to \u0159\u00edct slu\u0161n\u011b\u2026 to bylo p\u0159es v\u0161echno<\/em>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Den 3 \u2013 Nov\u00fd sv\u011bt, nov\u00fd \u0159\u00e1d (kter\u00fd nech\u00e1pu)<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n

Zjistil jsem, \u017ee \u201esp\u00e1nek\u201c u\u017e neznamen\u00e1 7 hodin v kuse, ale 23 minut v polosed\u011b s d\u00edt\u011btem na hrudi. Man\u017eelka je vy\u010derpan\u00e1, ale neuv\u011b\u0159iteln\u011b siln\u00e1. Obdivuju ji. A tajn\u011b hled\u00e1m na Googlu \u201eJak spr\u00e1vn\u011b dr\u017eet d\u00edt\u011b, aby nespadlo a nep\u0159estalo m\u011b milovat\u201c.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Den 4 \u2013 Miminko m\u00e1 hiccupy. J\u00e1 skoro infarkt.<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n

Miminko m\u011blo \u0161kytavku. Hledal jsem, jestli je to norm\u00e1ln\u00ed. Internet mi tvrdil, \u017ee ano, ale rad\u0161i jsem zkontroloval d\u00fdch\u00e1n\u00ed t\u0159ikr\u00e1t. Man\u017eelka m\u011b uklidnila. D\u00edt\u011b \u0161kytlo. J\u00e1 \u0161kytl taky. Nervy.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Den 5 \u2013 P\u0159ebalil jsem. Bez nehody. Jsem kr\u00e1l.<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n

Dneska jsem zvl\u00e1dl p\u0159ebalit miminko bez \u010dur\u00e1n\u00ed, pokak\u00e1n\u00ed nebo hysterick\u00e9ho pl\u00e1\u010de. Od nikoho jsem za to nedostal medaili, tak jsem si aspo\u0148 dal \u010dokol\u00e1du.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Den 6 \u2013 Vzdal jsem to. A vyhr\u00e1l.<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n

P\u0159estal jsem se sna\u017eit b\u00fdt dokonal\u00fd. Neum\u00edm v\u0161echno. Ale um\u00edm b\u00fdt tady. Um\u00edm hladit, chovat, rozesm\u00e1t. Um\u00edm b\u00fdt oporou. A i kdy\u017e nezvl\u00e1d\u00e1m uv\u00e1zat \u0161\u00e1tek ani rozeznat v\u0161echny pl\u00e1\u010de, jsem t\u00e1ta<\/em>. A to sta\u010d\u00ed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Den 7 \u2013 M\u00e1me za sebou prvn\u00ed t\u00fdden. A zvl\u00e1dli jsme to.<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n

Jsme unaven\u00ed. Rozcuchan\u00ed. Trochu smradlav\u00ed. Ale \u0161\u0165astn\u00ed. V posteli je n\u00e1s v\u00edc. A v srdci taky.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Pozn\u00e1mka na z\u00e1v\u011br:<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n

Nikdo v\u00e1s na to nep\u0159iprav\u00ed. A pr\u00e1v\u011b proto je to to nejv\u011bt\u0161\u00ed dobrodru\u017estv\u00ed. Ka\u017ed\u00fd den s miminkem je v\u00fdzva \u2013 ale i odm\u011bna. A b\u00fdt u toho od za\u010d\u00e1tku? To je ten nejv\u011bt\u0161\u00ed dar.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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